12/9/8 10:42PM

This sleeping homeless woman just roller over on the train and what had to be a gallon of skittles fell out of her coat. . . and she didn't wake up.

-ETG

6/15/07 4:49 PM

I just heard a 400lb man yell "safety!"
eeew.


-ktmo

7/15/07 12:33 PM

There's a guy downtown right now walking his macaw

Text #2: It fetches



-Ktmo

4/25/7 - 11:17 AM

I love when people wear pantyhose with sandals; it makes them look like muppets.

-etg

3/29/7 - 3:26 PM

There's a man at Eckerd that has carved a Harry Potter scar on his forehead. It is a fresh cut, presumably made with a razor blade. He looks to be in his late 30's. . .
-etg

3/17/7 - 11:30PM

Given the choice, would you rather be ripped apart or smooshed to death?

-jpruitt